I did the Facebook



Mildly funny story my colleague once told me. 

One day, my colleague and her siblings were visiting her mom for dinner. Lazing around past dinner, they decide to set up a Facebook profile for their 60 year old mom. My colleague added a few of their family friends to the profile, liked a few pages, walked through the main features and was successfully convincing her mom that social media not that difficult after all. The mom was also coming out of her skepticism and was quickly getting handy with the application. 

A week goes by to the above mentioned event and one afternoon my colleague receives a phone call from her mother. "I did it , I did the Facebook, it was fun!" proclaimed her mother on the phone. The daughter was slightly surprised, "What do you mean, you did the Facebook?" she inquired.

To which the mom replied "I completed the Facebook, I spent the whole week scrolling, and I finally reached to the end of it. I am done with it."

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